Friday, November 16, 2007

Keep your Panthose on A nylon sudy


Howdy fellow aviators, its FRIDAY we made it through another week of hell, but as reported a few glimmers of light has shown through. Not unlike that guy on ZNN after the Democratic Debate last night. Okay so what the dude was an aid for Prezz Clinton the guy was saying something about the light coming on, but all I could think was this guys head would show enuff light to guide a B-12 in for a landing on a bad weather carrier deck. Are you keeping up with politics this year? Are you registered to vote, for the 2008 elections if not get that way. This years presidential elections are going to be one of the biggest and most important in history at least recent history. Between the crap in the Middle East to our economic woes to high fuel costs the person in that big White House on PennAve in the big DC is going to make a bunch of decisions and it had better be a good, and dang smart person walking those historical halls. Alrighty then. Went out to a local club last eve with a cat from the VMA122 named BearWolf, whom was filing me in on a few things that are kinda kinky yet interesting. Dig this ladies, your nylon pantihose is more than just something that keeps your stubbled legs looking good, they just might prevent you from getting a speeding ticket. Recent research has concluded that shows that a chromium liquid added to the nylon thread prior to heating in the tubes that shape the hose when a woman takes her shoes off in her car or truck, releases a dampening field that reflects off radar signals, meaning an improper reading on traffic doppler radar, more over it was shown to fend off radar tracking systems on missles that were fired at fighter aircraft that had a woman wearing nylons in the cockpit. I'm going to do my own tests here, but heck if wearing nylons keeps smokey off my six, shyt I'm wearing pantihose. Okay as said we as the 214 are about to head for the TV soon, I could shure use some help writing the program, so if some of ya'll can help email me okay?
L8R Avitors
AyreWolf