Welcome to the world of the SpeedWrench, yes friend's tit is I on the rode pulling another tow, with a few SpeedNotes. First the future of the Internet may infact belong to Google, but unlike Google's promise to pay me money for folks poking ads on my blog page, they sedd they sent a note saying nope, to money. Okay but I ain't seen no note. Again a big company that don't want part with any serious green. Don't matter no how cuzz I makes enuff from folks advertising in the real printed version of the Hazzard County Journal, so who cares right? Okay cept big outfits like Google etc ought not to be promising things they ain't going to honor. Then you get some offers both from the Internet or late night TV and when it comes to TV don't matter no how if its regular broadcast TV er cable. All those get rich schemes, from make money at home selling junk, or real estate or both without anything down? Bullshit, Ya'll gots to put something down, its called dig out the plastic to order this er that program, for whatever plus shipping and handling. The shipping part I dig, handling, I knows what's bein handled them companies are there spanking their chicken lickin their chins and shins saying we gots us another sucker. The future of the Internet, Television in fact the nation as a whole is HONESTY. If outfits, from Google to that TV sales dude that's so prude to interrupt you eating your prunes in a good mood in the morning when he comes in or rather she comes in looking like a super model, and tries to sell you TV ad time, ask her to go out, if she's single and the answer always the same she don't date clients. Secret translation? She's an executive workin fer a TV station selling you a lie, but her guy is Bubba with no neck. In essence you all ain't good enuff fer her. Then its also in the need here of old Speed to say the day breaks with something new that shakes. Friends and I of Southern Eagle Trucking gotted together over the weekend in late August 2007. We sezz while Highway Hooker Towing would work name wise in Boise where anything goes, kinda like Los Angeles, Highway Hooker Towing might not be seen as too clean indeed in southeastern Idaho. Or even northern Utah er western Wyoming. So we pulled in our britches scratched the crotch cuzz it itches and sedd okay quit bitchin. We got the need for Speed. So in months to cum I'll outline some things Sooo Fyne about how we plan on relaunching SpeedWrench Towing. Now B4 ya'll start to bettin that we iz fergetin things Hazzard County. Don't, cuzz SpeedWrench Towing, will be home based at Dixie Truck Rodz, of Idaho. Yeppers Dixie Truck Rodz, we put the Trick in yer Truck. Nuff sedd. Fer nowz me needs sleep, pop in a few more times, later in this months edition. But as I burn the cherry, here. Don't be too surprised if ya'll don't soon see on yer TV something Called SpeedWrench TV.
Stay Truckin
